Baby Gap Worker: "So, when are you due?"
Me: ::smugly:: "Sunday!"
Baby Gap Worker: "Oh wow! You don't even look..." Insert phrase that my mind has already imagined coming out of her mouth. I'm thinking it will be something along the lines of, "you don't even look full term! You. Are. Tiny! So svelte!" Ok, yes I know that response would be ridiculous because I DO look 40 weeks pregnant, and my size was only magnified by the huge sweatshirt I was wearing (a la P's side of the closet). Instead, I get this - "Oh wow! You don't even look like you've dropped!"
Thanks lady. That's obviously what I need to hear. That's basically like telling me I'm not having this baby for a looooong time and I might as well get used to being a size bagillion. Sans baby. Then she proceeds to tell me that if I want baby out, I should send my mom home (yes, this is with P and mom standing on either side of me) and go have sex. Shhhhh Baby Gap Worker!! My mom doesn't know I have sex!!
How far along?: 39 weeks
How big is baby?: Big
Maternity clothes?: Not warm enough. Every time I walk out into the frigid weather, I'm silently singing "Fat guy in a little coat".
Stretch marks?: I don't think any more have cropped up. But, then again, I avoid mirrors. Especially when naked.
Sleep?: What is sleep??
Best moment this week?: Went to the doctor and it was awesome!! I lost a pound!!! Woo hoo! Peanut's heartbeat was good and strong. My blood pressure was stellar. And, I had my first internal (ouch). I am officially ONE centimeter dilated! Only 9 more to go!!!
Movement?: She squirms all the time and is slowly poking a hole into my right side with her foot.
Food cravings?: Still milk. I have strong bones.
Labor signs?: Nothing new. I'm hoping it just takes me by surprise and happens fast.
Belly Button?: Same.
What I miss: Putting on my own shoes and socks. Mission impossible right now.
What I'm looking forward to: Having a baby!! But, if that doesn't happen, I'm looking forward to New Year's. P's family is coming up so we will have tons o fun with everyone!
How big is baby?: Big
Maternity clothes?: Not warm enough. Every time I walk out into the frigid weather, I'm silently singing "Fat guy in a little coat".
Stretch marks?: I don't think any more have cropped up. But, then again, I avoid mirrors. Especially when naked.
Sleep?: What is sleep??
Best moment this week?: Went to the doctor and it was awesome!! I lost a pound!!! Woo hoo! Peanut's heartbeat was good and strong. My blood pressure was stellar. And, I had my first internal (ouch). I am officially ONE centimeter dilated! Only 9 more to go!!!
Movement?: She squirms all the time and is slowly poking a hole into my right side with her foot.
Food cravings?: Still milk. I have strong bones.
Labor signs?: Nothing new. I'm hoping it just takes me by surprise and happens fast.
Belly Button?: Same.
What I miss: Putting on my own shoes and socks. Mission impossible right now.
What I'm looking forward to: Having a baby!! But, if that doesn't happen, I'm looking forward to New Year's. P's family is coming up so we will have tons o fun with everyone!
Milestone: This SHOULD be my last week of being pregnant! Although we all know that I will probably have another pregnancy update post next week. Since I'm writing this post late, I only have one more day of work until baby! But I'm thinking I'll be back at that desk Monday morning. (Can you tell I'm trying to NOT set myself up for disappointment?)
































